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weird crazy couple terrorises bus! :O
okay, they were just weird and disturbing..
started talking to us and mocking us..
Weird case no.1:
The girl wore this football shirt the wrong side and stood up and began talking nonsense to the bus.
Unluckily, we sat behind them, so we kind of "suffered" the most.
Weird case no.2:
"Do you like my outfit?"
(she was wearing her basketball-like shorts REALLY high)
"I think it's cool! And I believe I can market this. Don't you think so?"
Weird case no.3:
"I wish I could do pull ups here, but I will just break my head and lose brain cells and there will be brain juice."
Weird case no.4:
"How old are you people?"
Esther:"14."
"Oh really? You know how old am I?"
(she looks like 20 plus?)
"I'm 12!"
[Me laughing and trying to divert my attention]
Weird case no.5:
(she held up this OBVIOUSLY a SOCCER BALL and asked)
"What's this?"
Janelle:"A soccer ball."
"No! Can't you see it's a basketball? See, I'm wearing basketball shorts."
like please man, as if we don't know what a basketball really looks like..
Weird case no.6:
"You guys know whats an Ipod?"
(we didn't answer, Janelle shrugged)
"Oh my friend said it's something you put in your ear."
Weird case no.7:
(she took her boyfriend's Iphone..they were showing PDA..and said)
"What's this ah? Is this the aircon remote controller?"
(said teet, the beeping sound, and like tried using it as the remote)
Weird case no.8:
(said to Esther)
"Eh wake that lady up! Doesn't she know it's unlucky to sleep on the bus?"
"Oh she is listening to music. Music is the first hand distraction."
like what!??
Weird case no.9:
"OH MY GOD IS THAT MANGO TEA?"
"Didn't you read the news this morning? Mango tea is used for washing batteries! You're drinking battery water!"
Weird case no.10:
(she was crapping and all)
(Esther just shrugged)
"Oh my gosh is your friend a mute? Oh sorry sorry I won't mention it again. I'm so sorry."
Weird case no.11:
"Which place will you never find a single Ipod? Oh the Singapore Association of the Deaf"
she's so insulting for goodness sake
Weird case no.12:
"Any one has a plastic bag? Oh my friend here needs to vomit."
(she looks around)
"You! You have a plastic bag, can I have it?" (pointed to her)
(that lady took out all her stuff in that 7eleven plastic bag and gave it to her)
and guess what, she ended up littering the bus and didn't use the bag at all.
the lady that gave her the bag totally needed it more..
Weird case no.13:
"Oh you know my grandmother is Chinese?"
or something like that that was in Chinese..
(she looked like a mixed)
and she began speaking in Chinese..
weird cases may not be in order..
JAYNE's COLUMN:
What's with those people?
No integrity, no dignity..
Threw the faces on the floor and totally pooped on it!
Disgraceful..sheesh..
and like tarnished it SO bad..
these people are oblivious to their surroundings and are making fools out of themselves.
They should learn to control themselves and not make a scene in public.
JANELLE's COLUMN:
Omg. They're like some spastic retards.
We're seriously like NOT exaggerating.
Cause they are seriously annoying and I never experienced anything like this in my entire life.
The moment they got on the bus, they were like super noisy and irritating with their smoochie talk.
How could they pollute our innocent minds?!
Freaks. (with emphasis)
Just OMG ok! Like seriously, they need to get a life.
And mine will never be the same again.
Anyways, I went home and made this..
Experiment..
haha looks disgusting?
well, it's very filling and nice :D